When I was younger, I'd say from the ages of 5-12 I was a big tomboy, hated wearing dressed and bows and those cute little socks w/ the ruffles on them. Hated it but my mom loved every minute of it. So, I've always liked to mess up my clothes, frizz up my hair and get a little dirt under my nails. Yenno? & that leads me up to my point. I want a gun. Since I am a female, the first thing people think is OMG, NO! However, realistically, I need it more than any man out there. I'll face it, I'm not the strongest (although I do have back stage passes to the 'Gun Show') and I probably couldn't fight off a 250lb man in the best way possible. So with that being said, what is so wrong with me getting a little thang thang to put in my clutch to ensure my safety when I'm leaving the club at 2am? Negro's are crazy now a days and I don't need to see Jesus this soon. Now, if I go to the gun range like 4-6 times and get a little practice in, get my licence and all of that, I'll be straight right?? OR should I bring out the thug in me & just get a gun from my uncle's cousin's friend's baby mama's tattoo artist out in oakland w/ the serial numbers shaved off? Hmm, decisions, decisions.
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