New Years?

It seems like the older I get, the less I care about the holidays. And that sucks because I'm not even 21 yet. For instance, on Christmas, I begged my boss to have me work a 10hour shift just so that I wouldn't be bored all day at home. And then today is New Years Eve, and all I really feel like doing is taking a bath, plugging in the Wii Fit, and drinking some red wine. Is it wrong for me to NOT feel like celebrating this New Year? Oh well.

WAIT!

Okay, this is really it. But before I try this sleepy time tea, to help me fall asleep. I found this earlier. Doctors are now using stem cell research to actively restore people's eye sight! This is crazy for all of you out there who wear glasses. Doctors & Scientists are coming up in the world! Next is a cure for cancer! *crosses fingers*

shake-a-spear

to communicate or not to communicate; that is the question.

goodnight my loves.

FYI.

People ask me what this blog is for all the time & I really have no idea. I started it because I wanted to express my feelings, thoughts and emotions to whoever is willing to read it. No purpose, really just for myself. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

low down dirty dog

I know, I'm hella late on this Jon & Kate Plus 8 thing but better late than never right? I just have a few words, I believe all the hype. Kate was of course, a bitch. And treated him like he was a dummy every chance she got. But, he knew what he was getting into when he married that control freak! DONT have 8 kids & go on TV; then decide it's the best time to have a mid-life crisis and cheat on your WIFE of 8 kids w/ some 23year old. HELLO JON, this was all caught on tape so every one of your cute little kids can watch it and remember it once they get older. I don't have kids but the one thing I do know that they come first. Before you get your dick sucked, kids need new clothes. Before you run off to Italy w/ your new girlfriend, kids need to go to the dentist. I'm not sure how or why Jon thought he would get away with all of these things since he's a celebrity now. But I do know one thing, he needs to get his life together; asap.

POW! POW!

When I was younger, I'd say from the ages of 5-12 I was a big tomboy, hated wearing dressed and bows and those cute little socks w/ the ruffles on them. Hated it but my mom loved every minute of it. So, I've always liked to mess up my clothes, frizz up my hair and get a little dirt under my nails. Yenno? & that leads me up to my point. I want a gun. Since I am a female, the first thing people think is OMG, NO! However, realistically, I need it more than any man out there. I'll face it, I'm not the strongest (although I do have back stage passes to the 'Gun Show') and I probably couldn't fight off a 250lb man in the best way possible. So with that being said, what is so wrong with me getting a little thang thang to put in my clutch to ensure my safety when I'm leaving the club at 2am? Negro's are crazy now a days and I don't need to see Jesus this soon. Now, if I go to the gun range like 4-6 times and get a little practice in, get my licence and all of that, I'll be straight right?? OR should I bring out the thug in me & just get a gun from my uncle's cousin's friend's baby mama's tattoo artist out in oakland w/ the serial numbers shaved off? Hmm, decisions, decisions.

baddest cartoon character

From the way that she walked to the way that she talked, Jessica Rabbit had it going onnnnnnn. But I always wondered why she was married to someone like Rodger Rabbit? Hello Jessica!! Have you not looked in a mirror lately?? Anywho, if I were to be any cartoon character, it would be her. Nice little fun fact. Oh, thats a great next topic.

*bye, kiss your face.

deep thoughts.

I've decided that these are the things
people need to make them happy:

Health and the preservation of life.

Food.

Sleep.

Money (& the things money can buy).

Life in the hereafter.

Sexual gratification.

The well-being of (your) children.

A feeling of importance.


....Let me know if I'm wrong.

However, I'm pretty sure I'm not....

been wondering why?

okay im getting ready to leave but my mom wanted me to tell everybody, if you haven't already noticed, that the police will be out tough for the next week & a half (until january 9th) because, they were mandaded by the state to up their patrol in the streets & on the highway. SO, be safe, try your hardest not to drink & drive and don't end up like rodney king.

bye now.

GUCCI??

BURRRRRRR!



haha, I feel so 'rachet' saying that but hell, does it look like I care? Gucci is so redonk-ulous that its hilarious. all you can do is laugh. he's like a older, blacker & more ghetto version of little wayne. w/out the dreads. haha,
"I dont like Louie, so I just rock GUCCI! GUCCI!"
*true dat!

ice ice baby

Sometimes, when it's warm outside, I wish the bay area had snow =)

always&forever

sorry for being off this g-thang for so long. I did think about you from time to time. But then, life happened & got in the way. I apologize. It will happen again. But always know, I love ya.

welcome pocahontas

this is probably the most beautiful picture I've seen in a while. I hope it's a real drawing. whoever it is by, "clap clap, bravo"

quote it.

"Don't allow the fear of the endless darkness keep you from shining you bright light upon the world"

-Alex Bibb
(twitter.com/alexthegreat87)

finals week.

im prepared for the worst, but hoping for the best.
medical school, here I comeeeeeeeeeeeee!

POPthatb o o t y

I'm trying to gain some weight so I can be hella thick in the lower region. got tired of wearing a size 3-4. so now I'm at a 5-6, making some progress right? when I'm a 7-8, I'll stop stuffing food down my throat so often. but the look I'm really going for is these two giganormous bootied females. Have no idea how to describe their ass so I had to make up a word. I swear, this has to be fake but I know its real and that makes me upset.. ONE DAY! may not look like that but danggg, I'll have a little more to pop w/.

HOLLA.

sweet.

goooooooooooooood
nighhhhhhhhhhhhht.
(vibrating voice)

enough.

I went blog crazy today. I tried to make up
for the days I was on my vacation. So there
you freaking go. Made myself laugh a couple
times, gag'd a little, and now im tired.

PEACE.

MALUCAAAAAAA!

(here she is w/ some john legend look-a-like)

I fell in love w/ this hot dominican piece of eye candy as soon as the beat dropped & she hopped out of her EL TIGERASO video w/ those big ole hair curlers walking down the street. She makes my heart skip a beat & pretty much, I'll dance around topless in my room to her funky beat until the earth crashes & burns in 2012.

*p.s. have my babies.
please&thankyou

holla for a dolla.

iLOVE me a big girl. work-it-for-me-mama!! she is the reason why I go to walmart.
I want you to giggle it, drop it, wobble it, whatever, worQ it.

yes, I said worQ... my gaystie said it was ok. haha, bitch.

Nov. 20th- Nov. 28th

This is where I was. Puerto Rico

Jealous?
Yeah & I got a luscious ass tan too.

Biggie v.s 2Pac

now that is a hard one.
now being from the left coast, I've been programmed to LOVE 2Pac w/ his sexy bdandana tied around his head w/ his shirt off and pants sagg'n real real low (oh jesus); know'n almost every line from dear mama to does heaven have a ghetto. the only thing I know from Biggie is "fat, black and ugly as ever, however, I stay coochie-d down to the socks". But everyone's got an opinion on this, it just depends on where you grew up & what you were exposed to. BUT DAMN Pac was sexy.

*P.S. it's kinda cute they were friends huh? THUG LOVE.

the bloody cutty

hey. if the mood is right...
some times on my . im a eff'n BITCH.com and every second im fighting the urge to beat your ass just for looking at me. but there are timessssssss when those 3 advil liquid gels are doing me good and the mood is really right. all you need is a thick towel or a nice warm shower & your ready to GO!